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Fancy Schmancy

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Who Loves Car Rides?

Miss Muppet is actually a very well behaved passenger. Sure she can get excited and her doggy kisses might have a little more meaning than they should, but she’s a good dog. Bottom line, though, you don’t have to live with her.
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Monday

“Monday” Zoned out on a Monday morning While the college station drones on, A deep grumbling from hastily Consumed buttered toast and coffee Bubbles to the surface—a burp. Passionless bleats from zombiefied Speed demons wake me from my trance. Where am I? How did I get here? But then the engine’s lullaby Returns me […]
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Commuter Snail

No kidding, it took me 2 hours to travel 15 miles to get home yesterday. That’s an average of 7.5 mph?!?! :_(