French Maid Robot aka Nicholas Santillan

dork. cat lover. game master. music maker. web designer.

dork. cat lover. game master. music maker. web designer.

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What do I do?

Some of The Things That I Do

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Web Design

I am a WordPress web designer, content manager, and project implementation specialist. I will be happy to talk to you about building your …

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Comics

When I was a kid, my brothers and I would spend afternoons drawing comics and consuming comics. Specifically Calvin & Hobbes, Peanuts, …

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Music

A lot of factors have fueled my drive to make music, which has led me to be in and out of bands throughout the years. How did I get …

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I think that Nick is a pretty cool and talented guy.
- A friend

Why French Maid Robot?

Back in 2000, I wrote a song entitled “French Maid Robot” for my college rock band, Monkey Porn Machine. The singer and I always joked around about how nice it would be to have a maid to do all your cleaning and that how much better would it be if it was a french maid…robot.

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