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Final Resting Place

Advice: let sleeping dogs lie.
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Turndown Service

Cats. Passive aggressive as hell. Best way to get a cat to do something is to interrupt whatever he’s doing.
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A Work Thing

Something like this video maybe? Cats. ‘Nuf sed.
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Loot Schmoot

Not sure what’s going on here, but the real life me scored some pretty good loot, including, but not limited to some 18 year old Glenlivet. Thanks future father-in-law for enabling my tastes. Don’t worry, I’ll enable yours too.
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Rear Window

Disposing of a Christmas tree is like disposing a body. You wrap it up in some big garbage bags and toss it in the dumpsters…or as people do, leave it on the sidewalk so that hoodlums can light it on fire.
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Back to Reality

You know, sometimes coffee actually doesn’t work.