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Final Resting Place
Advice: let sleeping dogs lie.
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Turndown Service
Cats. Passive aggressive as hell. Best way to get a cat to do something is to interrupt whatever he’s doing.
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Rear Window
Disposing of a Christmas tree is like disposing a body. You wrap it up in some big garbage bags and toss it in the dumpsters…or as people do, leave it on the sidewalk so that hoodlums can light it on fire.
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Back to Reality
You know, sometimes coffee actually doesn’t work.
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What’s Not To Do?
Best New Year’s Eve ever!
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Missed One
The last present is inevitably the fake, filler present.