224 Ambush 08MAR2016 - 72dpi

Ambush

#224 Ambush

In our neighborhood, there is a dumpster next some bushes. Whenever we walk the dog by there, we joke around that there is a rat named Trash Can Sam who lives in that dumpster. So, I figured what better way to introduce a new animal character than to have the dog discover someone. So, I wrote the script, but never made the comic.

A few months later, we walk the dog by the bushes and dumpster and the dog starts sniffing around. Suddenly, we hear some interested barking and a lot of startled squeaking. And out of nowhere a giant rat scurries out of the bushes and makes a mad dash along the sidewalk for the safety of the dumpster.

Folks, I predicted the future.

205 Feast of the Living

Feast of the Living

 

#205 Feast of the Living

Guilty as charged. Whenever I’m starving, I get grumpy and stop functioning. You do not want to be around me when I’m a hangry zombie…unless of course you decide to be my hero. Feed me chips and I’ll return to normal.

Also, never feed me chips. I turn into a gremlin.

#204 Zom-BDSM

Zom-BDSM

 

#204 Zom-BDSM

Kind of wanted to watch 50 Shades of Grey last weekend during LOVERS WEEKEND, but didn’t really get the chance to. However, this weekend is Hot Tub Time Machine 2! We are both totally stoked. Really enjoyed the first one when I accidentally watched it at a friends house…I mean, it wasn’t an accident because I proposed it.  Just bummed that I never got to see the it when it was first in theaters.  But now, yaaay!

#199 Out to Lurch

Out to Lurch

 

Hi guys, sorry for the late post, but you know how it is. When you’re a zombie, it’s so difficult to get moving. However, with The Walking Dead coming back this weekend, I’m sure I can rally my mental and physical abilities to get on the couch and watch this show.

ZOMBIES!!!!

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Human Behavior

 

Every time we have a get together with more than just a couple people, the cats hide out in the bedroom. Makes perfect sense, I guess. Cats are more introverted seeming and want to keep to themselves. I can relate a little. But once in a while they’ll come out of hiding to socialize. I don’t get cat behavior. They want what they want, when they want it.

However, on the topic of Thanksgiving, we recently took a spur of the moment trip to see Jim Jeffries perform at some casino in Palm Desert. It was well worth the trip because he is friggin’ hilarious. One of his bits at the show was to talk about Thanksgiving and the concept of “freedom”. Being an Australian, he started polling some Americans about the holiday. And what he learned was that we get to eat turkey, pumpkin pie, and watch football. Hah. As if we can’t do any of those things the rest of the year if we wanted to. That’s what freedom means.

 

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The Old Song And Dance

 

Attempt number 2 at drawing my stories instead of taking photos. One thing I learned from a comic artist online is that he doesn’t ever draw or redraw. He had a bunch of pre-made pieces which he just assembled and re-assembled. Why work hard when you can work smart. But either way…

Here is a (sad) truth about me. I have written a lot of songs about my cats. Anytime I say “baby” or “Jesus,” I actually mean “kitty.” Here’s an example.

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Tuned Out

 

Here is my attempt at actually drawing a comic. Kind of wanted to tell this joke, but didn’t have any photos to support it, nor did I want to stage a photo shoot.

Funny things about bands, not that I’m saying this is what’s happening with the dudes I’m playing with now, but there is always that fantasy of figuring out the other things rather than figuring out the content first.