“TS-Awesome”

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What with all this talk about losing our privacy in exchange for safe flight, I’m still nervous. Not sure I’m into a full body scan, but I’m not sure I’m into strip search. Flying is too convenient. Damn. Lose – lose maybe? I dunno. I have nothing to hide. Just my wiener.

“Karaoke Mike”

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You know what’s amazing? Those karaoke machines that are crammed into the microphone. Brilliant. Whatever Filipino invented that is karaoke-ing all the way to the bank. But seriously, don’t you just hate it when they don’t have the song you want to sing even though it’s super common and popular? Jerks.

“Thoughts Bowlin’ Over”


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Seriously though, I think about cats ALL the friggin’ time. Also, the entire Christmas vacation the only song my sister would sing was “All The Single Ladies.” Come to think of it, that’s what this comic is about, what we think about all the time. Man, does this make us totally lame?
Here’s more proof that my brother thinks about Star Trek all the time…
There he is on the right. HAH!

“Family Photo, Part 1”

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Inevitably, a family vacation always leads to a family photo. Everything actually went pretty smoothly.
The funniest part of the evening was when my mom got drunk on margaritas. We were all pretty drunk, but listening to her slurred speech and jump from topic to topic was classic.
The other funny part was the previous day when my brother was driving us from Portland to Corvallis. In the middle of the night the car ran out of gas on I-5. I guess it was a little scary, especially the part when some random tow truck pulled up next to us and asked if we needed “help”. Murder. Thank goodness my brother called his roadside assistance and someone was already on the way.

“Flight of the Discords”

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I was initially planning to make some comics while I was visiting my family up in Oregon this Christmas. But wouldn’t you know it? I forgot my camera’s computer cable. Oh well. Now you all get to relive my vacation.
Tonight’s comic is partially true…except that I wasn’t sitting next to a fat guy. Instead, the guy was really muscly armed. So muscly armed that his biceps were practically punching me in the face by just being there.